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Contest #953
“A new dentist every six months? Really?”
Dave Searcy, Cary, N.C.
“On second thought, your teeth look fine.”
George Knight, Anchorage, Alaska
“I need to check your insurance, and mine.”
Kenny Moore, Rocklin, Calif.
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