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Date Ideas for Couples in Long-Term Relationships

Go about your normal evening, but with a candle lit.
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F.A.Q.s About the W.N.B.A.

As a man, I’ve noticed that some of the women in the W.N.B.A. are getting a lot of attention. But the thing is, I want attention.
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“Emma” Unrated

In which Jane Austen’s Miss Emma Woodhouse is bestirred by “Jackass” ’s Mr. Knoxville upon his presentation of a “Fire-Hose Rodeo.”
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Why I Left the City and Moved My Family Into an Inflatable Bounce House

Buy a house in this market? Do I look like a complete chucklehead?
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It’s Time to Check In for Your D.E. Eye Exam

This vision test is far from routine—don’t forget that racism starts in the retinas.
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Super-Fun Romantic Sexy Beach Read

A little Proust, a little cancer, but in a light and sexy way. Isn’t melancholy the new quirky?
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The Aging Millennial’s Guide to Summer

Read an autofiction novel written by someone your age about how they’re way too old to be this pathetic and single.
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The Psychic Significance of Your Wordle Starting Word

B U I L D: You have four hundred and ninety-nine LinkedIn connections, which is tantalizingly close to the coveted “500+” distinction.
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The Diary of Anna Franco

Señor Larry David is nice to have allowed me and my family to hide from ICE in his attic. But why does he yell at the TV all the time?
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Package Tracking Takes a Dark Turn in “Paper Towels”

When an online order goes missing, employees are often blamed. But how should they be punished? Now premium users get to decide.