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Navied Mahdavian is a cartoonist and a writer. His graphic memoir, “This Country: Searching for Home in (Very) Rural America,” was published in 2023.
Shouts & Murmurs
America!: Gardening with Stephen Miller
Those filthy, degenerate daisies have grown back.
By Ali Fitzgerald
Shouts & Murmurs
Date Ideas for Couples in Long-Term Relationships
Go about your normal evening, but with a candle lit.
By McKayley Gourley
Humor
Bonus Daily Cartoon: MATATIOTEFA
A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.
By Adam Douglas Thompson
Sketchpad
“And Just Like That . . . ,” the Lost Season
Plotlines we’ll never see: Carrie grapples with shoe tariffs, and Miranda moves into the sewers.
By Emily Flake
Poems
“I Was a First Alto in the 1980s”
“I used to sit for hours / at an electric typewriter. / I remember well its hum.”
By Deborah Garrison
Shouts & Murmurs
Why I’m Actually Inviting You to My Party
This won’t be fun, but it will be expensive.
By Jennie Egerdie
Sketchpad
New Coins in the Crypto Reserve
Forget gold. Time to stock up on Eggcoin (very valuable) and Scamcoin (not a scam).
By Liana Finck
Humor
Cover Letter for a Job I Don’t Want but Will Be Offended Not to Get
My résumé reflects a pattern of, let’s call it, erratic brilliance punctuated by long stretches of disillusionment, which I’ve cleverly framed as “consulting.”
By Greg Mania
Humor
The Worst City to Find Love Is Wherever You, Yes You, Live
Several factors were examined to determine that you are the epicenter of a phenomenon that swallows up the possibility of romantic love like a black hole sucking in light.
By Zoe Pearl
Shouts & Murmurs
Some Funny Things About Getting Old
Everything’s shot. Why not laugh about it?
By Jack Handey