Humor & Cartoons

A robot must not hurt another robot, outside of some sort of cool sporting event you can place bets on.

Everything’s shot. Why not laugh about it?

This won’t be fun, but it will be expensive.

Several factors were examined to determine that you are the epicenter of a phenomenon that swallows up the possibility of romantic love like a black hole sucking in light.

I will be out of the office beginning Friday, January 25th, at 1:15 (P.S.T.), and will return on Monday, February 4th, at 3:47 (Hawaiian-Aleutian Standard Time).

I may be a tad slow getting back to you today—my fingers are so cold from these frigid office temperatures that it takes me twice as long to type everything.

I am currently on leave from human interaction, after receiving a TikTok comment from a stranger who called my forehead a “fivehead.”

“Morning, Rob. Hope your weekend was an effective numbing agent against the spiritual oppression that is your every waking work hour!”

Donald keeps his eyes on the prize.

Plotlines we’ll never see: Carrie grapples with shoe tariffs, and Miranda moves into the sewers.

Those filthy, degenerate daisies have grown back.

As I approach forty, I have fewer and fewer memories of being a child. It is enough that the body remembers.